It's Halloween at elan today!!

[The Elan Reporter]

And do you know what Kruglik is gonna dress up as???

Huh?

Huh, huh?




Well do you?



A fucking dirty mongo indian!!!!

Old fry pan face himself will be hi yuh yuhing around more then usual today and do his anual touchy feely to some innocent student.

Marc Rosendope would've been dressed like a junkie, but it seems his dope habit has gotten the best of him and his job for that matter.

Pete Rowe will be dressed as a pocket pool player.

Now back to Marty..

Marty always passes out feathers and war paint and trys to persuade the students to dress up as a mongo indian. Unfortunatley for Kruglik no one shows any interest. I'm sure Kruglik will have his halloween totem pole out on display and perform many mongo indian chants and dances. Marty always takes it to the extreme on halloween and makes a complete ass out of himself.

Kruglik will also pay homage to the great white spirit horse so that the great white spirit horse doesn't take him away any time in the near future. He will then smoke his peice pipe which is filled with dried Buffalo turds and pcp additives. His tee-pee-pee, will be the spotlight of his halloween celebration, as he will make it a manditory thing for all students to go inside and observe the crafty construction and the time it took to make this magnificient structure.

Hi yuh chants will fill the air at night as Kruglik dances around a bon fire and pays homage to the great white spirit horse and tatanka. All students are required to observe Kruglik while in this disturbed state of mind, even shotdowns and corner people.

Now on the other side of the school grounds Pete Rowe will have decorated and transformed the over flow building adjacent to E-7 into his "Player palace". Pete will have on display, disco balls and date rape drugs and pictures of himself in pornographic displays. Certainly not for the weak at heart.

No word on the Gottlieb halloween concept as of yet. But I think he plans on throwing a surprise GM and shoot a couple of high strength down.

The Terry witch will be to busy to partake in the halloween festivites because she will be uploading more elan videos on you tube in an attempt to keep the cash flow coming in.

Word to the wise. If you happen to come in contact with Kruglik on Halloween, do not accept any candy packs from him. His candy packs are not real candy, even though they look like the real thing. His raisenettes are rabbit droppings, and the three musketeers bars you don't want to know.

All local farmers are urged to keep their live stock on lock down for the next 24 hrs. Kruglik will be on the prowl after the festivities are long over.

If you really want to impress Marty on Halloween, get yourself a fry pan and poke 4 holes through it to make a face. Then find a long hair grey wig and affix it to the fry pan. Take some string so that the fry pan will affix to your head so that it can be worn. Remember to keep your eyes focused on the ground 90% of the time while around other people to make it seem you have a huge inferiority complex. Oh and don't forget about the 18 year old out of style cardigan sweaters, you know the ones that have buttons? Then you too could pull off the Kruglik costume. Rolling in buffallo turds is optional. Also you can take a wooden malet and bash your hands with it to give your hands the swollen effect.


The next upcoming event for elan would be Thanksgiving. Kruglik will be bashing the Pilgrims big time! More on that later.


Have yourself a Hi-yuh-yuh-yuh Halloween and eat lots of Buffaloo turds TCK.

[The Elan Reporter]

This just in.....

Five students have been reported to have been shotdown for not dressing up like a Mongo injun. The students which all held a high strength position in their selective houses said that they were given two options, one to dress up as TCK or be shotdown.

The students who refused to dress up like TCK and roll in Buffallo turds opted to be shotdown. TCK who mandated these five students to dress up like him was said to be very upset and insulted and abused his Directoral powers and shot down the five students indefinately.

One day we were in charge of running the house and barking orders and now we have to scrub pots and pans and clean toilets with a toothbrush, replied one anonymous student. TCK who took great insult over his heritage being disrespected said that he suh was converted to mongo injun loidism in his late teens and always respected the hi yuh yuh.

Despite the five students being shotdown, they will still be able to partake in tonights hi yuh yuh festivites. TCK made it a mandatory thing for all students regardless of position to attend the halloween totem pole bon fire ceremony.



In other news, Jeff Gottlieb has decided to dress up as Ann Flyn for the elan halloween concept this evening and said he will not only dress up like her but act just like Ann Flyn as well. He will be a viscious, general meeting calling , teenage degrading, beotch just like Ann was.

Pete Rowe who is converting the over flow house at elan 7 into the Pete Rowe player house will be dispensing Viagra and non active date rape drugs to pull off his costume. Pete hopes to score with a teeny bopper by nights end.

The Terry witch will also be in attendence dressed as her late husband Joe Ricci and is said to play the part as the #1 all time child abuser this country has ever seen.

All in all it will be a night fulll of hi yuh yuh's, tatanka turd eating, teeny bopper raping, and male degrading (Ann Flyn). There will also be a giant replica of a Buffalo made of  "crouch-A paper" that will be filled with mongo injun candy pack bags. TCK will have the honors of mutilating this buffalo apart while it hangs off the basketball courts hoop. He will use a traditional indian mongoloid reservationist tomahawk to mutilate the giant buffalo crouch-A paper open so that the candy packs fall to the ground. Some of the candy packs will have surprise job promotions for the students, so a shotdown could easily become a coordinator if he finds the right pack.

There also is going to be a wild card and a joker, which some fortunate/unfortunate student will find. The wild card is an instant graduation from the elan school, the joker card is an extended stay of 18 months tacked on to a students stay at elan. Either way Elan comes out on top finacially, 18 months would put $40K easily into the schoolatarium.

[The Elan Reporter]

I'm not really sure what your goal and intentions are here Art, and why you choose to single out one person. Mine are simple, when I was at Elan there were some real assholes that were in charge and they enjoyed mind-fucking the weak. Marty was only around when disciplinary action was called, his only interest was to see to it that the nonconformative were punished and dealt with. A one sided person if you will.
His comments and lame attempts at trying to insult the nonconformitive were as lame as his looks. The man couldn't even look the nonconformitive into the eye, if he could it wouldn't be more then a second. He's a coward in my book, always will be. He wanted to be there for the punishment detail. He was always in attendence for the rings. But as soon as the ring was over and it was time to down grade to a house meeting, Ole fry pan face would pull an exit stage left move.

He had his five minutes of fame in the spotlight, now it's my turn.


I'm glad you enjoyed the humor, but if you lack tolerence in Marty this , Marty that then I suggest you don't read it and choose anther topic. I am not gonna change for you or nobody. I've seen the abusive actions the Elan staff executed on young teens and it wasn't pretty. They would especially increase the abuse if the student was real young, I guess they pegged them for being weaker in the mind. They wouldn't dare be that abusive towards an older teen, especially one that was bigger then them.

There was this one guy there that one day decided to act out and put himself into the corner, the staff just let him be because they were intimidated of him. He broke out some windows and threw furniture around, they still didn't restrain him. all they did was close the door to the office he was told to stay in and that was that.
I've seen younger kids do the same, kids that were small and weak. they got the shit end of the stick from the staff and got the entire elan abuse package handed to them on a silver platter.

Anyway when the big guy finally decided to come out of the corner,the staff only gave him a HM and shot him down for 5 days, they were to afraid to give him a GM for fear he might act out again. Oh and Marty didn't even attend the HM.

They singled out the small and weak and the small and weak really got it bad IMO.

[Mister Pink]

what do you do?

[Mister Pink]

I don't think I've ever whined about elan, my experience was weak compared to some of the horror stories on this board. I agree, at this point, this forum is moot, nobody except us three or four stragglers even read it, and the fun is long since over.

PM me some numbers, I'd like to help end this travesty

[The Elan Reporter]

Art I am not here for the purpose of what you are here for, and for the record : Lot's of people read my humor including you, and I get IM's every now and then asking when I will post some more funny content.

A handful of people enjoy reading what I write, it is you that often objects to it. You seem to have me confused with your intentions. I don't care whether or not my stories have an impact on Elan, in all likely hood I betcha that DID have an impact of some undecided parent that thought of sending their kid to Elan, who knows?

Anyhow, what happened to you back in the early 80's and the stuff I seen back in 87-88 is long past a stature of limitaions, what's done is done and legally nothing can be done to compensate for your past experience. What you do as far as your role in making a difference is your thing, myself and others have our way of doing things. People do read what we write Art, the view counter doesn't lie.

I am not a full fledged anti-program activist, that is not my thing,

And also if you were to go back a couple of years Elan had a down sizing in its population and merged houses together, whether this forum had something to do with it remains a mystery. I think the Skakel publicity had the most impact.

Everyone that comes here, Pink, Myself, Reporter assistant, and others enjoys the TCK stories that is a common interest between us. Hell even people that went to totally different programs enjoys the TCK stories, you're the only one who objects to them. We are two different people with different causes, and I have no interest in your cause.

[The Elan Reporter]

And another thing..

Some staff members and former ones have posted at this board and tried manipulating this board into thinking that nothing bad went on in elan back in the days. Our colorful stories lured them here. They also tried to declare their innocents by setting the record straight in their mind, but had failed.

I would consider that an impact. I'm almost fro certain that Marty and some others checks this forum from time to time, maybe not daily, but a few times if not more a year. The fire has been lite long ago, and it still and always will burn, even long after our time has passed.

[Anne Bonney]

Andy
I tell people how it was. I tell them about the abuse. I name the abusers. I have spoken to a number of people in the industry and in special education.
You can whine all you like here about how bad elan is/was.
Fact is .. .Noone is reading it. Noone takes you seriously because you tell fantasy stories instead of the truth. You think you are "getting back at them" with your stories of Marty.
The facts are that noone that reads anything here can do anything about it.
tell your school district.tell your story to your special ed dept.Call your state senator,call your alderman(if you have one) Call the state of maine dept of ed.
And hundreds more.
or stay here and do what you have always done. You will get the same results you have always gotten

For the love of god, LET IT GO!!!!!!!!   Jesus fucking christ!!!  If "noone" reads it, then there's no problem, right?  

You don't know what other people do or don't do off these boards.  This is a place for survivors to post whatever the fuck they feel like posting.  Some of its hilarious, some pathetic but SO FUCKING WHAT???


Goddamn dude!!  LET IT GO!!!!!!!

[Mister Pink]

see, i'm gonna be mature here and not comment on that...


Reporter, we had some good times, but right now we should post more meangingful stuff - I highly doubt Marty has read this for quite awhile

[Botched Programming]

I for one find the "Marty posts" pretty funny.

 Much respect to the "Hi Yuh!!!!!"[/color]

[The Elan Reporter]

Well last I checked my name wasn't Felice and yes you DID come here to chat with us. You addressed Me and Mr. Pink about how we should be like you by addressing whomever. At least you weren't being your usual prick self and I commend you on that.




On another note: Marty is preparing a huge Pilgrim bashing ceremony for Thanksgiving. It is said that he is in the mist of creating a huge totem pole that resembles a Pilgrim and plans to set it on fire while dancing naked around it chanting "Hi yuh yuh yuh ".

Marty will never forgive the Pilgrims for raping his land, In return getting back at the white men by raping the white mans children has placed TCK's mind at ease. Buffalo sodomy is only the begining of the Kruglik legacy, there will be many more hi yuh yuh Pilgrim bashing Thanksgiving's for TCK.

This will be the chant used at this years Thanksgiving Day Pilgrim bash by TCK's indian mongoloidist:


Hi-yuh-yuh-yuh
Hi-yuh-yuh-yuh
Marty is a mongo indian
Hi-yuh-yuh-yuh
Hi-yuh-yuh-yuh
Marty hates the Pilgrims!

TCK's fellow indian mongoloidist will be dancing counter clock wise to TCK's dance around the Pilgrim totem pole. TCK being the Chief is the only one to dance clockwise, even Kickapoo is not permitted to dance clockwise.

[Elan Reporter's Assistant]

. I'm almost fro certain that Marty and some others checks this forum from time to time, maybe not daily, but a few times if not more a year. The fire has been lite long ago, and it still and always will burn, even long after our time has passed.

I know almost beyond the shadow of a doubt Marty or someone from Elan One checks this.  My Wikimapia thing was edited.

I don't really care -- they missed something anyway.