Let me start by wishing everyone a happy May Day, workers of the world unite and all that goodness. However, my faith in the working class and Marxist theory, already at dangerously low levels, has been shattered most violently. You see, over the weekend, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, I've had the distinct displeasure of socializing with the five lower classes (or castes) of this country. The reason for America's downward spiral into utter stupidity, led like bloated bleating sheeps to a slaughter at the hands of some half-rate foreign power. What are the five lower castes you ask? The Mildly Retarded, the Wigger, the Blue Collar-Trash, the White-Trash, and the Drunk (See: Alcoholic).
I appreciate that we need these people to climb our cell phone towers, do our landscaping and contruction, bag our groceries, and fuel the rise of the alcohol industry, but I put forward the theory that all of these jobs can be filled by harder working immigrants, regardless of their legal status.
No longer can I look at these people from a sociological perspective, trying to be friends with them, understand them, or even tolerate them. Figuring out why they are like they are is pointless, and its better left at this: theres a lotta stupid people out there who still don't know they're stupid. Jokes about fetal alcohol syndrome aside, these people's parents obviously fucked up, bad.
If you are white, but not sure if you should talk black, please do not try to wrestle me, or at least warn me first by donning your spandex and your cape. If you are on your 11th DUI (and I am not making these people up), please do not tell me how to drive my car. If you have been in jail for more than six months in one sitting, do not give me relationship advice. And if you haven't read at least one book in the past year, or if you can't even read period, don't even bother speaking to me. I am far, far, far, far above and beyond you. I look down on you and no longer feel pity or curiousity, I just laugh a little inside, and quietly understand that I am better than you....