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Thank you for choosing the new, improved, all-ages, faith-based Straight, Inc.-by-the-Sea (formally Straight, Inc. v2.0). Please fill out the form completely so we can dispatch the Straight-Mobile or the Straight Van to take you to your new life DRUGGIE!

Have you experimented with Drugs?

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Do you currently use Drugs?

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Do you have pre-marital sex or promiscuous sex?

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Do you Drink?

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Do you Smoke?

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Do you now or have you ever owned black clothing, especially concert tshirts?

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Are you ever in a bad mood or fealt depressed?

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Do you have problems with authority?

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Have you had any problems with the Law?

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Do you feel you need help at this time? (Not that it matters DRUGGIE you will GET STRAIGHT! We will see to it!)

Yes   No